Notwithstanding the turbid condition of the public mind, which War
still holds, as it were, with an army of preoccupation, clothes are
not going to be dispensed with for the present. Rather the reverse,
indeed: there appears to be a Uniform tendency in raiment to be copious,
gorgeous, and military. War-paint, in its modified form of cobalt-colored
flannel, streaks the flexible face of Broadway with wavy azure. What,
now, of the sarcastic recommendation to the romancer--"Tell that
to the Marines?" You couldn't do it: there is not a marine to
the square mile; because all are Ultramarines, now, and every second
man you meet looks as if he were rampaging around at a fancy ball,
in the character of GAINSBOROUGH'S Blue Boy on a bender. Dyer War
has been and gone and done this; coloring with its blue stuff a nation
by no means likely to dye of its own accord, but one which is justified,
nevertheless, in falling into a fit of the blues at present, under
the pressure of temporary grief.
Even in clothes, how remarkable is the tendency of war to develop
hidden things, and bring them to the surface! See how under-clothing
prevails at present, over the once triumphant broadcloth!--the flannel
formerly aired only on the hebdomadal, or semi-monthly, clothesline,
as the case might have been, now boldly absorbing the gladsome rays
of the sun, instead of the corporeal moisture for the promotion of
which it is so generally recommended by the medicine-men of the Pale
Faces.
. . .
Basque ever thus, in the sun of Broadway, ladies dear! If you will
be military, here is a little idea for the next ball costumé.
"AMBULANCE" should be benevolent and attractive, her mission
being to take up subscriptions for the families of those who suffer
in the war. (154)